My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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