i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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