Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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