Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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