We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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