I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you didnt know i had herpes?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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