please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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