they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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