normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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