If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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