They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm at about main and main street
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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