I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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