You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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