who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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