You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
