I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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