You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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