that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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