I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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