Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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