Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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