Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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