Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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