Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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