Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So much rum. So many feels.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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