Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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