Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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