I think im going to throw up on grandma
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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