It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Acid is not a monday night drug
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize