Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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