Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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