I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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