Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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