Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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