How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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