omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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