About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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