Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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