Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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