Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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