Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We had to coat check the pizza.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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