I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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