I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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