shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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