are you still at the devil's house?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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