Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
