Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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