I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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