1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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