I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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