smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All I want is dick and wine.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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