This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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