and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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