its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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