You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
