its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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