I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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