she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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