Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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