So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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