Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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