For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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