So drunk its hurt
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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