I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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